And now onto some completely fabricated quotes... 

"Sounds like your mates band, but actually good" 

 

"Indie dance floor fillers 2.0" 

 

"Bringing back pentatonic indie music like it's 2009"

 

"Channeling your favourite indie bands and ignoring cease and desist letters since 2024"

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"Might have ended up in NME on page 13 if it wasn't for Tik Tok"

 

"Band formed specifically to haunt the dreams of Ricky Wilson from the Kaiser Chiefs" 

 

"Perpetual disappointments to our parents but a great night out" 

 

"Grown from a petri-dish containing Alex Turner's deviated septum, Matt Healy's dandruff and Brandon Flowers socks"